exhists:

i’ve been meaning to go on a diet for about 5 years

negritojosh:

i want some to stones now :(

negritojosh:

i want some to stones now :(

"I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date."

- i.c. (via thekrak3nawaits)

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

  • Plot Twist: You meet someone on tumblr who's attractive, likes you back, and lives really close to you.

See What Your Followers Think Of You

sashagreyseyes:

sayspider:

  •  = You’re my tumblr crush.
  •  = I love your blog.
  • ✄ = I love you.
  • Σ = I want to fuck you.
  •  = You’re hot.
  • ☁ = You’re beautiful.
  • ☂ = You should check out my blog.
  • ♕ = You inspire me.
  • ♔ = I wish we talked.
  • ☯ = I wish we were friends in real life.
  • ♋ = I wish you were my mate.
  • ♫ = I really think about you ALOT
  • ✖ = You’re ugly.
  • ☢ = I don’t like you.
  • ✡ = I hate you.
  • ☠: Your blog sucks, bitch.
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yourdarklordsatan:

gingerhaze:

you know when you accidentally fall asleep for an hour without meaning to

and then you wake up and everything feels ever so slightly off, like you woke up in an alternate dimension?

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Lmaoooo

Lmaoooo